Catching you up on some Bug-ism’s :)

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If you’re new to the site, Bug-ism’s are the cute things my sweet boy says. I haven’t updated this part of the site for a long time so I’ve compiled my favorites from the past couple of months. Enjoy! :)

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“Mom I love you, and I’m not gonna stop.” Immediately after he said “I don’t know what this button does but it’s EPIC! Is that Twitter Mom? Didja know Twitter is just Twit without the ‘er’.”

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Bug said this- “Mom who would you be on Star wars? Darth Vader, Darth maul, or the other guy that made darth vader, or Yoda? Or you can be that girl. I’d pick Yoda cause he has major focus Mom! He is a sensei, Mom!” and I tweeted it. Well ‘Yoda’ tweeted Bug back! After I showed Bug his tweet from Yoda he smiled HUGE and said “Let’s call him Mom!” So…anybody have a good Yoda voice?

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“If you were Donkey Kong would you be massively angry or just normal, mom? I need an answer fast, I have important business!”

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I was talking to Bug about organic farming and farmers that use pesticides and the reason they use them. He says, “We don’t need pesticides, we need glass boxes. Bugs are weak to glass boxes.”

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Bug yells “Mommis!! Pigs are a myth!” I said “Well if pigs are a myth Bug then that would mean bacon is a myth too”…we quickly came to the conclusion that pigs and bacon are both in fact real…..and then we wanted some bacon.

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Bugs called me Jeffery all day one day..I said “What?! Can’t I Ieast get a pretty girly name?” Bug laughs hysterically and says “Jeffery! Jeffery! YOU LOOOOOVE JEFFERY Mom! You’ve loved it since first graaaadeee!!!”

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The hubs tried getting Bug to eat a crescent roll and he turns his nose up and says “But I don’t like Spanish bagels!” Spanish bagels? HAHA!

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I was watchin’ yet another one of a million infomercials with my little as seen on tv salesman and he looks at me and says “Hey mom you love flowers right? We will get them for mothers day! The most beautifulest flowers. See all those satisfied customers Mom!? They’re satisfied. And the quality!? Those flowers probably put up a multi-smell Mom!! We can call Pro flowers so you can buy you some! Cause I know how much you love flowers mom.”

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Never a dull moment around my little booger!

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The Puberty Talk ..

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OhEmGee. It’s official, I am old. Bug got papers from school warning us about the puberty talk…how is this possible?! I swear he was a tiny little babybug just yesterday!! *pours BIG A$$ drink* I need a time machine stat! Bug got in trouble this morning and he says “its not my fault, its my puberty!”

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Little Burrito


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Last night I went to Bug’s room to snuggle and tuck him in and as usual when he heard me coming he got all rolled up in his blanket so I “couldn’t see him”…I totally could. ;) Anyways I go in and say “Come on Bug” and a little voice replies from under the blanket in a Spanish accent “Who is this Bug you speak of? I’m a burrito!!!” He even rolled the r’s when he said it. Boy do I ever love that little burrito!

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This boy and the things he says..Oh how I love him so <3

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So it was snuggle time and I was laying in Bug’s bed listening to him tell me random things and then listening to his little belly laughs when I’d reply with “I have no clue what you are saying silly man!”. He spotted an itty bitty little spider which he would have normally run from but this time he said, “I’ll save ya mom!” then he ran and got some tissue and carefully picked the spider up making the cutest little “eww” face and he ran to the bathroom. I hear him say “Adios spider!” then a flush. My hero!

More Bug-isms :) The cute and funny things kids say

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Bug says the meteor the other day was God’s clap! We looked up Russia on google earth and Bug says matter of factly “Yeeeep! Definitely God’s clap. I knew it!” And he says when he’s an adult he is going to make a world of jello with jello moms. Then when he finishes with that he wants to combine jello with cheese to make a new food called Cheelo!… And he has been asking me lately if we can “flour bomb” someone so we had a hilarious talk about what antiquing is and shortly after it changed to unicorns..he says they are major lame and his dad wouldn’t ever like a unicorn so he would hunt them if they existed on earth. I told him I like unicorns and I got the stink eye..then he said he guesses it’s ok since i’m a girl. Whew! ;)

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Meteor trace (Photo credit: alexeya)