Sh*t that only happens to me.

The neighbors were outside in their front yard looking all motivated so I decided to get motivated as well and I hung our Christmas lights, even though I was freakin' FREEZING! It took me about 15 minutes or so to finish up and the whole time I just kept thinking that I couldn't believe how … Continue reading Sh*t that only happens to me.

Why my husband is quite possibly the most embarrassing person on earth

This isn't a new story but unfortunately I fear it will live in my head forever┬áso I'm thinkin maybe if I get it all typed out it will vacate my brain! First off, I should start by saying i don't think my husband "tries" to embarrass the ever-living hell out of me, for some reason … Continue reading Why my husband is quite possibly the most embarrassing person on earth

Sleeping in? What’s that?!

Ok so I have some huge spectacular news to share!! Maybe I'm a little over excited because I popped one of my Xanax about an hour ago and I never take those things..either that or it's just sheer exhaustion, anyhow...I am getting off the subject! What the hell was i saying? Hmm...News news...OH yea! I … Continue reading Sleeping in? What’s that?!